Although ChannelFlip makes content for a male audience, we do have a few female viewers.
As a bloke you don’t really need a review of this film to know you don’t want to watch it. The only info you need is whether you’ll survive being dragged to it by your girlfriend and whether it’ll score enough points with the aforementioned to allow you to see a real film with loads of violence, sex and loud explosions. 
I almost like this review as much as the film: Not. A little less puking and more arguments could have done the trick 
But don’t fear, thanks to many other reviews that do work for me, this two star review won’t make me stop tuning in to channel flip.
Is the feminism (as in superiority of women, not equality) so blatant?
Great review!!, Couldn’t be more clear !! I totally agree with you…
For me, this movie, as well as the series, is too empty in all the ways you can look at it…
Cheers !!
All that just for a puke joke.
Even as a woman who can’t stand the series and does indeed also watch your other reviews, you could have at least come up with something slightly less idiotic. As this review is WORSE than the film or franchise.
Agreed. This reviewer is despicable.
I shall have him fired.
Loved it. Said almost everything that needed to be said,
although you failed to mention tha… ickbleeeugghhhh!
Best episode ever.
Ha ha ha! I love Justin giving the synopsis of the film (which I fell asleep in).
Loved the review Justin! I guess you just didn’t have it in you to review a snack after that?!?
I almost died laughing. C’mon it didn’t even have zombies and ninja’s, geez. Well maybe not ninja’s.
Very poor review. Proabably your worse yet, you didn’t even say why you didn’t like the film.