games: Beowulf
Hwaet! (That’s the first word from Beowulf, for those of you that didn’t study old English).
The game of the movie of the poem. That’s a lot of dilution. But the subject material is so damn cool with its heroic action and mythological baddies that I had been hoping it wouldn’t matter.
That was possibly a little naive. Come, take a seat by the fire, and listen as I tell you the story of Beowulf… The Game. Unlike its titular protagonist, it lacks balls.
-Katharine













This looks like total wank to put it bluntly.
I have to admit that I’m not totally au fait on the story of Beowulf but it appears I was wrong in my assumption that its about a dog with poor hygiene.